Cat’s Wishes

Cat's Wishes

Cat's Wishes
Cat’s Wishes

Cat’s Wishes

Cat’s Wishes . If your kitty companion could communicate with you in your language, there are a few things that she most likely would want you to know.

1) You answer to me as your employer. Get acclimated to the situation. When I desire your company depends entirely on me. I am not a helpless puppy in this relationship that is dependent on you to make all of these decisions for us.

2) I am fenicky. I am picky about the foods I eat, and I will not eat the less expensive options. I would much rather have the filthy water that had been left in my dish over night removed first thing in the morning. If you are unable to meet this need, please refrain from yelling at me when you see me anxiously sticking my head into the toilet bowl in an attempt to get some clean water. Believe me, this is not something I want to be doing, but if you don’t take proper care of me then I simply don’t have a choice in the matter.

3) I enjoy having my own place. I decide how much room I need. I am quite particular about where I choose to lay in the sun, take a nap in the afternoon, relax after supper, and so on throughout Our House. Accept it and move forward. Do not have the expectation that I will tidy up my own hair. I can’t help it if I cry on your expensive sofa, and I don’t really care if I leave a little part of myself behind on the places that I love the most. I can’t help it if I bleed on your expensive sofa.

4) I have decided that I do not desire a new “sister” or “brother,” that is, a feline related. It would be alright with me if they moved in with you about the same time as I did. Forget about it if you’re hoping that introducing me to a new buddy will make the experience of living in this house more enjoyable… The answer is no from me. I like acting as the ruler of Our Domain in my spare time. I do not want to have to invite anybody else to stay at my palace.

5) Both you and your children are appealing to me (or most of them). On the other hand, I decide for myself when I want to interact with the younger people. Please do not impose them on me when it is abundantly evident that I am not in the mood to play, as this will compel me to let them know that I do not want to engage with them in the only manner that I am capable of doing so, which is by hissing at them, clawing them, or attempting to run away from them. It was inevitable that you would shout at me for expressing how I felt as a result of my actions. If you could just stop this whole thing from happening in the first place, it would make our lives a lot easier.

6) I have some demands that are hardwired into me, such as the urge for something to scratch; could you please make both of our lives simpler by providing me something that is specifically designed for this? Because of this, I won’t need to resort to utilizing the back of the chair, the carpet, the blanket, or the screen on the front porch (which will definitely result in you having to Yell at me yet once more for something that I have a natural desire to do…)

7) Remember You choose me. You made the choice to take me into your house. You were not the one I chose. I didn’t have a choice. Nevertheless, I show you love and respect, and you owe it to me to treat you the same way I treat you…

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